Guys. OH MY GOOD. Follow this link for the 2x12 promos if you haven't seen them already.

Before I get more spoilery I'll say: HOLY SHIT.

( spoilery squee on the 2x12 promo pictures )

If I haven't responded to your feedback on fics, or your other comments, I'm so sorry! I'm being a slow, slow slowpoke. I'll try and get to it ASAP.

I saw this video today and it NEEDS to be seen by all of you. Needs:

An Uther/Morgana, Arthur/Morgana fanvid.

UNF. It's so creepy and dark and it has a STORYLINE and it just does things to me, guys. Go look naow, k.

In a FOUL mood. Anyone got some fic recs to distract my mind from plotting vengeance?

( Spoilers for SPN 5x10 'Abandon All Hope' )

DUN WORRY I AM LOLING AT MYSELF APPROPRIATELY.

SO.

I'VE BEEN SPELLING YGRAINE RIGHT ALL ALONG.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I BE SMUG.

*IZ SMUG*

(Thank you for informing me, nikkidarling. ♥)

AAAAAH GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW HEADER. LOOK AT IT.

I hope we can all agree that heather11483 is completely FTW for making it, because oh em eff gee. Morgause and her axe! BLOOD AND GORE AND GIRLS. ♥

One quick spoilery thought:

( Morgause and Morgana and - )

Title: Unto the Earth
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur.
Warnings/Spoilers: Sexual content, non/dub-con.
Summary: AU. A gift like this is hard to refuse.
Author's Note: Written for the Dark!Powerful!Merlin Meme and reposted on my LJ.

( Unto the Earth )

Title: For A Body In The Garden
Rating: R.
Pairing: Morgana/Morgause. (Implied Gwen/Morgana.)
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers for 2x08 Sins of the Father. Warning beneath the greyed out area for the spoiler-phobic. Highlight to read: Incest, sexual content.
Summary: Morgana has more nightmares than memories.
Author's Note: Oh, shut up. You knew someone was going to do it. *facepalms* The title is from Blinding by Florence and the Machine.

( For A Body In The Garden )

I have been thinking. (I know, it's a terrible thing.)

( Girls of BBC's Merlin. Spoilers for future episodes. Really. I've mentioned what a spoiler whore I am. )

In other less spoilery news, I'm totally trying to write Merlin/Arthur AU slave!fic. Because I am a bad person, apparently. *facepalms*

Title: Faith On Fire
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Merlin/Morgana.
Warnings/Spoilers: Spoilers up to 2x03 The Nightmare Begins. Sexual content, dubious consent.
Summary: Morgana finds out the truth Merlin has been keeping from her, and the ensuing confrontation has unexpected and powerful consequences.
Author's Note: For blackmamba_esq's prompt Merlin/Morgana - Burn. Also one day I will, in fact, write something with more plot than porn. One day.

( Faith On Fire )

Dear Merlin Fandom*,

I think we need to talk about spoilers.

Luckily, I am a complete ho for spoilers. I love them. I want MOAR MOAR MOAR. But I would still like to choose when I see them. I don't know if this is a new trend, but putting the names of guest stars outside the cut, or posting un-cut pictures of characters who haven't year appeared, or future episode summaries... Yeah. Seriously? Not very courteous, guys. Some people would rather not see those things, and it's unfair on them.

In short: The LJ cut is your friend. Use it.

*I realise that by 'Merlin fandom' I actually mean 'five people on my flist' but allow me my moment of ~drama~, k? :P

Flisties! If you want a Christmas card from yours truly, then just comment to this post with your name and address, and I'll be sure to send something your way as soon as I get my ass into gear. Comments are screened. ♥

Title: Outside Force
Rating: R.
Pairing: Uther/Morgana.
Warnings/Spoilers: D/s themes, sexual content.
Summary: What she wants is to lose control.

( Outside Force )

Despite guests, phonecalls from India, and my dad talking his friend over my head, I watched Merlin. YAY.

( Spoilers for Merlin 2x07 and 2x08 teaser )

THIS WAS MY DAY:

The 'New Moon' trailer comes on.

SAZI: *watches intently"

SHANTI: JAAAACOB. *fist pump*

SAZI: ...

SHANTI: ...

SAZI: ...*walks out of the room*

HAHAHA I FAIL.

Also. HAPPY BIRTHDAY heather11483. ♥ ilu and your face and your dirty schoolgirl stories, jsyk

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT HALLOWEEN.

(So, just me then? Right.)

So, a few days ago I watched The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus.

( Spoilers below. )

All that said, let's move onto a lighter note:

OMG I AM SO EXCITED FOR MERLIN.